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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
- {172}
| Category: Funny | Language: English | | Posted on: 5/31/2008 |
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 Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
- {171}
| Category: Funny | Language: English | | Posted on: 5/31/2008 |
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...? - {170}
| Category: Funny | Language: English | | Posted on: 5/31/2008 |
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Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi Sharma gaya
Gaur Farmaiyega......
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi Sharma gaya
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Bhoot NE jab aapko dekha,
Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!
- {169}
| Category: Funny | Language: Urdu | | Posted on: 5/17/2008 |
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Lailaa ko majnu ka sms nahi aya
Lailaa NE 3 din se khana nahi khaya
Lailaa marne wali thi majnu ke pyaar main
Aur majnu beitha tha sms free hone ke intezar main
- {168}
| Category: Funny | Language: Urdu | | Posted on: 5/17/2008 |
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